Pacman

(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak
Thats where youd find me every week
But now its pacman
Yeah its the pacman

I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin quarters in the slots
They call it pacman
Yeah its the pacman

At the game arcade, they say Im hard core
I can play all day til my hands are sore
And I quit my job just to play some more
But I wont give up til I break high score

Pacman [music from pacman intermission]

Well its the pacman
Yeah its the pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(pacman, get the cherry)
So Im gonna sell my house today
(pacman, eat em up)

Im playin pacman
Yeah its the pac-ma-an

Hey mom, I wont be home this year
(pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(pacman)
Im at the pacman
Yeah its the pacman

And youre playing with no one but me
Pacman

[music from pacman intermission]
[sound from when pacman dies]