Laziest Gal In Town

Its not cause I wouldnt,
Its not cause I shouldnt,
And, you know though well, its not cause I couldnt,
Its simply because Im the laziest gal in town.

My poor heart is achin
To bring home the bacon,
And if I find myself alone and forsaken,
Its simply because Im the laziest gal in town.

Though Im more than willing to learn
How these gals get so much extra money to burn,
Every proposition I just turn it down,
way down,

Its not cause I wouldnt,
Its not cause I shouldnt, honey,
And, you know, that its not cause I couldnt,
Its simply because Im the laziest gal in town.