I Can Do Anything (delacratic)

(its delacratic)
If I want to I could jump off this building.
(its delacratic)
I could hold two pieces of doo-doo in my hand.
(its delacratic)
I could call everybody in that room a rubberneck.
(its delacratic)
Come on, please?
(its delacratic)
I can say anything that I want.
(its delacratic)
I could wave my hand in my air.
(its delacratic)
I could stick my hand up my nose.
(its delacratic)
I could hold my foot and count to three.
(its delacratic)
I can do anything.
(possie? dovie? masie? )
(pass my bag.)