Don’t Go In The Basement

Oh..
You can tell a dirty story
In the old conservatory...

But dont go in the basement!

You can make a scene
On the mezanene

But dont go in the basement!

You can fill yourself with static
With the ghosts up in the attic

But dont go in the basement!

You can light yourself a torch
On the old front porch

But dont go in the basement!

Oh you may think that its real cool
To ride down the bannister like some darn fool
Oh dont go... dont go!!
Dont go in the basement!

You can feel quite aloof
Playing rummy on the roof

But dont go in the basement!

Where the cockroaches dance
You can wallow in romance

But dont go in the basement!

You may think that its deluxe
To ride the bannister filled with rust

Oh dont go, dont go!
Dont go in the basement!!!!